'Twas the Night Before Joint Replacement Surgery

'Twas the night before joint replacement surgery when all through the house,
There wasn't a rug to be tripped on, not even a computer mouse.


Casseroles, stews and soups were tucked in the freezer with care,
Knowing that post-op me, soon would ravage in there.


The hospital overnight bag was packed in a flash,
Did I forget socks? Or finish downloading MAS*H?


Showered and in clean sheets, it was time for bed,
Visions of surgical masks and hospital gowns danced in my head.


When out down the hall, I arose to such a clatter,
I (slowly) got out of bed to see what was the matter.


The walker I pre-ordered had tumbled down the stairs,
A bad omen? A sign of caution? Stop it! Who cares!


Could I sneak a hot tea or maybe cheese and crackers?
Why at night, do I want to snack like a linebacker?


Back in bed, I thought of all that surgery prep,
Countless appointments and prehab--all to take that first step.


Would it hurt? And how would my recovery be?
Block out those thoughts! Come on’! You’re getting a new hip or knee!


This artificial joint will offer a new lease on life,
But there’d be no excuse to ditch boring plans, the man or wife.


I bid a final farewell to arthritis and joint pain,
I hope insurance covers this, they better make it rain ($$).


In my final act I opened Facebook, simply to write—
“Happy joint replacement eve all, and to all a good night!”



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Hi, I'm Grace. I write all things surgery for the PeerWell blog. You may remember me from such titles as: "Diabetes & Joint Replacement 101" & "Sex After a Joint Replacement".

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